Amy Poehler Quotes

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• Sleep is out... tired is the new black.
• Great people do things before they're ready. They do things before they know they can do it. Doing what you're afraid of, getting out of…
• Be easy on yourself. Have fun. Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn't make you feel good,…
• I really do believe that anything in life, any obstacle or challenge, can be made better with humor.
• I was the daughter of teachers, so school was always very important. I liked it.
• Continue to share your heart with people even if it's been broken.
• No one looks stupid when they're having fun.
• Dreams never wear you down.
• In conclusion, I invite the media to all grow a pair. And if you can't, I will lend you mine.
• Aw, I feel bad if [Taylor] was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do…
• There's only, like, five perfectly symmetrical people in the world, and they're all movie stars, and they should be, because their faces are very pleasing…
• Sometimes painful things can teach us lessons that we didn't think we needed to know.
• In the wake of newly-alleged prisoner abuse this week, Senator John McCain said that continued mistreatment of Iraqi prisoners is hurting the nation's image. Also…
• Just breathe. Sometimes you're only a few breaths away from feeling better.
• Opening your heart and being courageous and telling people that you care about them or like them or that you think they're special only makes…
• If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties.
• I don’t really believe in cars, but I drive one every day and I love that it gets me places and makes life so much…
• Any actor or actress that tells you that they don't watch their stuff is lying.
• As an actor, you can certainly, at any moment and at any time, discover 400 people who think you're stupid, fat and ugly.
• Ang Lee’s been nominated for Best Director for Life of Pi, which is what I’m going to call the six weeks after I take this…

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