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Monday Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those…
- When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday.. no matter what happened Tuesday.
- The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday,…
More Monday Quotes
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
- I have my kids every Friday through Monday, and I don't leave them the whole time I have them. — Travis Barker
- On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned. — Christiaan Barnard
- Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do. — Yogi Berra
- My God... What are the headlines going to be like on Monday if the Yankees don't make the playoffs? — Wade Boggs
- I obviously take a lot of pride in what I do on the football field, because that has the ability to influence… — Drew Brees
- To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth. — Pearl S. Buck
- If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. — James Cameron