Saturday Quotes

441 quotes by 400 authors

I tend to think that there is a sophistication to everything at 'Saturday Night Live,' including the sketches. — Fred Armisen
On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned. — Christiaan Barnard
It's always nerve-wracking when you're hosting 'Saturday Night Live.' You either sink or swim. — Christina Aguilera
Both my mum and dad were great readers, and we would go every Saturday morning to the library, and my sister and I had a… — Geraldine Brooks
Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through. — Anthony Burgess
Your body tells you what it needs, and if you sleep past your alarm on a Saturday morning, it's probably because you need the sleep. — Sophia Bush
If I spend a Saturday being lazy and curled up on the couch with my dogs, I'll just make sure to get out and be… — Sophia Bush
Saturday morning, you knew what was cool by what was on 'Soul Train.' — Nick Cannon
I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could only wonder if… — Dana Carvey
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen
We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match… — Brian Clough
On Saturday afternoons when all the things are done in the house and there's no real work to be done, I play Bach and Chopin… — Maya Angelou
(About events he will take part in) I vaulted today, and I'll throw the discus tomorrow around one o' clock. Then I'll race in the… — Trey Hardee
On Saturday mornings I would walk to the Flavor Cup or Puerto Rico Importing coffee store to get my coffee. Often it was freshly roasted… — Laurie Colwin
We have to get families back in the game, get back where Saturday night, everything stops. A case of beer comes out and a bottle… — Bobby Hull
Saturday night is your big night. Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time. Find me playing till sunrise for… — Muddy Waters
The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about communism? There's a… — Tom Weir
The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls around God is… — George Carlin
Live every day as if it were Saturday night. — Al McGuire
Sunday comes after Saturday? Weird. — Justin Bieber

Who Wrote These Saturday Quotes

400 authors contributed a total of 441 Saturday Quotes, led by these top contributors: