Best Saturday Lines

441 Saturday quotes by 382 unique authors

I'm not an early bird at all. Ideally, on Saturday morning I'd allow myself a lovely lie-in. 10:45 would be just right. — Shilpa Shetty
One Saturday in 1984, I walked into my first AA meeting. I went regularly for six years and only stopped when I came to realize… — Jack Dee
I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life. — Tracy Morgan
Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny. — Tracy Morgan
I'm pretty much a 9-to-5 kind of guy. I usually get to work about 8 in the morning, and I work until 4 or 5,… — Douglas Preston
In order to gain the respect of your players in the locker room, you can't just perform on Saturday. You have to do it consistently… — Junior Seau
I'm blessed by the fact I only need five hours of sleep on a daily basis. I do tend to regard Saturday and Sunday as… — David Rubenstein
I've only got a Saturday job so my weekdays are generally pretty free. — Gary Lineker
You can go on 'Saturday Night Live' now and not even play live. — Raphael Saadiq
In international football you have 10 games a season, with players from different clubs. There's no time for proper coaching; they're just recovering from playing… — Graham Taylor
My mom was a big 'Smurfs' fan, so she would force me to watch every Saturday morning. I had no choice in the matter. I… — Jayma Mays
It was Saturday late, have you seen my mates, can you tell me when the boys get here? Well, it's seven o'clock and I want… — Elton John
If you can't be bothered to work on Saturday, don't bother to come in on Sunday. — Jay Chiat
Starting at age four, my mom decided that she was not going to have an idle child in the house. So I started taking dance… — Chandra Wilson
I remember my mom had a big collection of copies of Saturday Evening Post magazines, and that was really my introduction to those great illustrators. — Thomas Kinkade
I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live. — Max Brooks
If I knew anything about what people wanted and was popular, I'd still be writing for 'Saturday Night Live'. I can only write what I… — Max Brooks
I've done movies with Oliver Stone and Michael Mann. And I've done quite a few dramas in my time, from the theatre to film work.… — James Belushi
And I watch 'Saturday Night Live' religiously, I have since I was a little boy. I watch it basically like one of my favorite sports… — Ty Burrell
In my grammar school years back in the 1920s I used my ten-cents-a-week allowance for Saturday matinees of Douglas Fairbanks movies. All that swashbuckling and… — Beverly Cleary
I had auditioned for 'Saturday Night Live' two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to Belushi and Bill… — Dana Carvey
Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years. — Dana Carvey
I didn't have to do paper routes. I'd sing for 5 bucks a crack at weddings and church functions; I'd have four or five on… — Len Cariou
Very often my weekends are spent performing on Saturday, on stage in the afternoon and again in the evening. — Simon Callow
I mean, sitcoms shouldn't be doing 'Saturday Night Live.' You can't just do bit after bit after bit. You have to string it together with… — Joyce DeWitt

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