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- The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about communism? There's a…
- Football is a religion and Saturday is the holy day of obligation.
- Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You, the show that's done for Friday and Saturday nights what ten pints of lager…
- He prayed on Fridays with the Muslims, on Saturdays with the Jews and on Sundays with the Christians. 'Since each religion claims that it is…
- We've got a major scandal with Clinton. Plus, Halloweens on a Saturday this year.
- We went to see him later (on Saturday night) and he was sitting on his hospital bed, getting pelters from my missus for still being…
- A Christian is a man who feels repentance on a Sunday for what he did on Saturday and is going to do on Monday.
- A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on Saturday and is going to do on Monday.
- Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a child; to perceive…
- On this Holy Saturday, the final day of Lent, let our faith be made stronger; let us be more assured that sin and death are…
- Every year the Kentucky Derby is held at Churchill Downs in Louisville, Kentucky on the first Saturday in May, and it falls on May 7th…
- It's Saturday, Saturday, gonna be eat eggs on Saturday!!
- S.U.C.C.E.S.S. Soaring Up Counting Cash Every Sunday - Saturday
- If someone you like doesn't call you during the weekdays, but late on Saturday evening, he has a crush on you and feels insecure. If…
More Saturday Quotes
- I tend to think that there is a sophistication to everything at 'Saturday Night Live,' including the sketches. — Fred Armisen
- On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned. — Christiaan Barnard
- It's always nerve-wracking when you're hosting 'Saturday Night Live.' You either sink or swim. — Christina Aguilera
- Both my mum and dad were great readers, and we would go every Saturday morning to the library, and my sister and… — Geraldine Brooks
- Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through. — Anthony Burgess
- Your body tells you what it needs, and if you sleep past your alarm on a Saturday morning, it's probably because you… — Sophia Bush
- If I spend a Saturday being lazy and curled up on the couch with my dogs, I'll just make sure to get… — Sophia Bush
- Saturday morning, you knew what was cool by what was on 'Soul Train.' — Nick Cannon
- I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could… — Dana Carvey
- Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen
- We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home… — Brian Clough
- On Saturday afternoons when all the things are done in the house and there's no real work to be done, I play… — Maya Angelou