"Good evening and welcome to Have I Got……" — Unknown Author

Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You, the… - Unknown Author
"Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You, the show that's done for Friday and Saturday nights what ten pints of lager does for Sunday mornings, although I wouldn't know, being more partial to cocaine personally. Allegedly."

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