Saturday Night Quotes

166 Saturday Night quotes by 141 unique authors

I tend to think that there is a sophistication to everything at 'Saturday Night Live,' including the sketches. — Fred Armisen
It's always nerve-wracking when you're hosting 'Saturday Night Live.' You either sink or swim. — Christina Aguilera
I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could only wonder if… — Dana Carvey
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen
We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match… — Brian Clough
We have to get families back in the game, get back where Saturday night, everything stops. A case of beer comes out and a bottle… — Bobby Hull
Saturday night is your big night. Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time. Find me playing till sunrise for… — Muddy Waters
Live every day as if it were Saturday night. — Al McGuire
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave… — Woody Allen
Making money isn't the main point of business. Money is a by-product.... A new product has been found, something of use to the world. A… — Humphrey Bogart
We've uncovered some embarrassing ancestors in the not-too-distant past. Some horse thieves, and some people killed on Saturday nights. One of my relatives, unfortunately, was… — Jimmy Carter
Chris [Evans] sent us a text that The Avengers assemble at such and such bar at 9 on Saturday night. That was a good group… — Chris Hemsworth
And TV is not the easiest place to be dangerous or on the edge. Especially on a Saturday night. — Fisher Stevens
I hate to blow the mystique, but at the time we really liked bubblegum music, and we really liked the Bay City Rollers. Their song… — Joey Ramone
Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You, the show that's done for Friday and Saturday nights what ten pints of lager… — Unknown Author
You know, these guys want to talk about God; 'Oh, I want to thank God. I want to thank God.' Listen, I'm a God-fearing man,… — Chael Sonnen
Fifteen per cent of the population believe the moon landing was actually staged in a movie lot in Arizona and somewhat fewer still believe the… — Al Gore
I wanted to do an episode about Chuck having a gambling problem. I wanted to portray my addiction on the show. But I think it's… — Fisher Stevens
Satire is what closes on Saturday night. — George S. Kaufman
I love Saturday nights with my best friend and a big bowl of pasta, wanting a good scare, something that will say, 'Listen, your life… — Vera Farmiga

Who Wrote These Saturday Night Quotes

141 authors contributed a total of 166 Saturday Night Quotes, led by these top contributors: