Best Saturday Night Lines

166 Saturday Night quotes by 141 unique authors

I dropped out of college my junior year to do saturday night live, and I didn't even consult my parents. They were very supportive because… — Julia Louis-Dreyfus
It was a perfectly beautiful night, as fall nights are in Washington. I walked out of the president's Oval Office, and as I walked out,… — Robert McNamara
Some things you have to do every day. Eating about seven apples on Saturday night instead of one a day just isn't going to get… — Jim Rohn
I come from Beverley in East Yorkshire, and no one there would step outside their front door, or even their back door, on a Saturday… — Anna Maxwell Martin
I found school quite tough, but Saturday night was movie night, and I started to empathise with the characters on screen. I started to get… — Joseph Mawle
I did everything when I started. In Miami I did news, I did weather, I did sports, I did disk-jockeying. And I did a sports… — Larry King
Saturday night is when my hair would be fixed up and that was my memory. — Jenifer Lewis
Where do these arms come from, these Saturday night specials that constitute the instrument of threats in bank robberies, or the hand grenades used by… — Alva Myrdal
I remember lying on the floor of the living room with headphones on when I was four or five years old, listening to the Saturday… — Kevin Richardson
We were big Saturday Night Live and Eddie Murphy fans. — Illeana Douglas
It turns out that all Netflix streaming peak on Saturday night can fit inside a single fiber optic, which is the size of one human… — Reed Hastings
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of… — Jack Handey
Real love, I've learned, is a very, very strong form of forgiveness. I don't think people yearn for love because they hate staying home alone… — Don Williams Jr
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just… — Jack Handy
Make sure to plan things with friends in advance so you have something to look forward to during the workweek. I always suck at this… — Suman Rai
It's sat nite y'all!!! — Rebecca
Somebody's gotta wear a pretty skirt, Somebody's gotta be the one to flirt, Somebody's gotta wanna hold his hand so God Made Girls Somebody's gotta… — Raelynn
Girl you melt me like ice in whiskey With those blue flame looks that you give me You can't hide what's inside And it's killin'… — FGL
Give me a Saturday night my baby by my side David Allen Coe and a six pack of light Old dirt road and ill be… — Justin Moore
But I would lie on the floor and analyze everything. I'd listen to all the strings and the background vocals on the Saturday Night Fever… — Kevin Richardson
Want the kind of woman who can make me feel right, not sloppy drunk sex on a Saturday night. — Brad Nowell
Generation lost they saying they can't reach us. The answer is the Lord like Saturday Night Fever. I kept in the crib it made me… — Malice (Clipse)
I feel uptight on a Saturday night. — Kiss
If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night... your friends. — Carrie Bradshaw
Alton: Whatchu packin? .22? A little Saturday night special? Leigh Anne Touhy: Yep. And it shoots just fine every other day of the week too — The Blind Side

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