Best Saturday Night Thoughts
166 Saturday Night quotes by 141 unique authors
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Last Saturday night, I got married, me and my wife settled down. Now me and my wife are parted, I'm gonna take another stroll downtown.
— Lead Belly
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Over the weekend Saturday Night Live did another skit making fun of me and they spoke about Unbreakable!!!! Even though the girl who played me…
— Khloe Kardashian
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You can't stay at Saturday Night Live forever. It's a little like trying to stay in high school forever. You need to move on, and…
— Tina Fey
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When I got the job on Saturday Night Live, they never said, 'You have to be a known impressionist.' It's one of those things that…
— Maya Rudolph
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I don't get nervous because it's Saturday Night Live, I get excited because it's Saturday Night Live.
— Maya Rudolph
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I've never watched old repeats of Saturday Night Live because I can't bear it. I mean reruns of older seasons of stuff, because if the…
— Amy Poehler
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I used to like watching the Carol Burnett Show. I thought Carol Burnett was very funny. And I liked Madeline Kahn a lot because in…
— Paul Rudd
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There was a period of time at Saturday Night Live when I wasn't in a relationship, so I got a taste of what [the single…
— Will Ferrell
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Hey man, I gotta live my life, like I ain't got nothin' but this roll of dice. I'm feeling like a Monday, but someday I'll…
— Jon Bon Jovi
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I left Saturday Night Live after that first year. I never wanted to work for more than a year on anything.
— Chevy Chase
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Just try and keep a good balance is important. I know I won't have a normal teenage 16-year-old life, but I try to do as…
— Jordyn Wieber
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I'm never mad at a little old school LLCoolJ on a Saturday night.
— Jenna Dewan Tatum
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A 'Saturday Night Live' credit might look good on his resume!
— Lorne Michaels
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It was a terrible blow that was dealt when I was fired from 'Saturday Night Live', but I have to say that a few doors…
— Joan Cusack
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Never treat someone like a Saturday night if they treat you like a Monday morning!..
— Avinash Wandre
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Saturday night. Wonder if your future boyfriend/girlfriend is doing the same thing you are.
— Azgraybebly Joslan
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