"Satire is what closes on Saturday night." — George S. Kaufman

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• Washington is like a self-sealing tank on a military aircraft. When a bullet passes through, it closes up. — Dean Acheson
• When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that… — Alexander Graham Bell
• If a mathematician wishes to disparage the work of one of his colleagues, say, A, the most effective method he… — Alfred Tarski
• An act of justice closes the book on a misdeed; an act of vengeance writes one of its own — Marilyn vos Savant
• Difficulties are opportunities to better things; they are stepping-stones to greater experience...When one door closes, another always opens; as a… — Bryan Adams
• Lots of old slaves closes the door before they tell the truth about their days of slavery. — Unknown Author
• Bitterness is a result of clinging to negative experiences. It serves you no good, and closes the door to your… — Leon Brown
• Sorrow is my own yard where the new grass flames as it has flamed often before but not with the… — William Carlos Williams
• Courtesy wins woman all as well. As valor may, but he that closes both is perfect. — Alfred Lord Tennyson
• When one door closes, another one opens, but sometimes we wait too long looking at the closed door, and never… — Helen Keller
• Once learnt, this business of cooking was to prove an ever growing burden. It scarcely bears thinking about, the time… — Rose Macaulay
• All who are caught in its seductive, tantalizing web and remain so will become addicted to its immoral, destructive influence.… — Richard G. Scott

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