All George S. Kaufman Quotes
- God finally caught his eye. Caught
- Satire is what closes on Saturday night. Closes
- The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine. Doctor
- Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch. From
- I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra. Air Travel
- When I was born I owed twelve dollars. Birth
- At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one. Absent
- I understand your new play is full of single entendres. Entendres
- Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye. Caught