Lager Quotes

16 quotes by 14 authors

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But… — Mark Twain
I'd always done a lot of sniffing glue as a kid. I was very interested in glue, and then I went to lager and speed,… — Irvine Welsh
My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening with a long,… — Eric Clapton
Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You, the show that's done for Friday and Saturday nights what ten pints of lager… — Angus Deayton
I too entered the Lager as a nonbeliever, and as a nonbeliever I was liberated and have lived to this day. — Primo Levi
I'm a lager drinker. I'm quite a stupid lager drinker. I do like my lager and mashed potatoes. — Rhona Mitra
A comforting acquaintance, hope, a contagious thing like spring, inebriating like lager. — Sylvia Ashton-Warner
Linda seemed to recognize loneliness. Possibly she could see it sitting opposite her, sipping lager and trying not to lose its temper. It was an… — Nick Hornby
At that time I had not yet been taught the doctrine I was later to learn so hurriedly in the Lager: that man is bound… — Primo Levi
My mouth has a tendency to get me into trouble, but because I'm so small and I take on people who are lager than me.… — Brian Molko
Death and Famine and War and Pollution continued biking towards Tadfield. And Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've… — Neil Gaiman
...maybe I've just read too many novels. In novels, alcoholics are always attractive and fuuny and charming and complex, like Sebastian Flyte or ABe North… — David Nicholls
No, I'm not a lager lout either. I think you have to be a massive football fan to be a lager lout. — Hugh Dancy
I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager. — Bender (The Cartoon Character)
A barmaid pours out a pint of lager for a customer in our local pub and she puts it down on a day-pass ticket on… — Robert D Dangoor

Who Wrote These Lager Quotes

14 authors contributed a total of 16 Lager Quotes as follows: