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441 Saturday quotes by 382 unique authors

Nihilism in American comedy came along way before 'The Simpsons.' There was a fairly nihilistic point of view to 'Saturday Night Live,' for instance, back… — Matt Groening
You know, it's ironic to me that Christians want to keep the Ten Commandments in our schools, because Christianity has abrogated four of the Ten… — Alan Dershowitz
I enjoy Saturday night racing. — Dale Earnhardt
I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep… — Tina Fey
I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish,… — Jimmy Fallon
I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets... then I… — Jimmy Fallon
Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many different people who come in… — Will Ferrell
I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last season of the… — Will Ferrell
I'd love to become like Bill Murray, who was so funny on 'Saturday Night Live' and has gone on to do some of the landmark… — Will Ferrell
When I was a kid, 'Land of the Lost' was my favorite show, just because it was - in the landscape of Saturday morning cartoons… — Will Ferrell
Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and… — Tina Fey
Trying to be a leader in a sort of very atypical workplace like 'Saturday Night Live' forces you to realize that no one wants you… — Tina Fey
When I started on 'Saturday Night Live,' I had the choice of wearing contact lenses, which I had never worn before, or glasses, in order… — Tina Fey
In New York it seems like there's no Monday or Saturday or Sunday. The town is always moving. The vibe is great. — Thierry Henry
I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's… — Audrey Hepburn
When I was a kid, I loved horror films. I used to stay up on Saturday night to watch. — Richard Jenkins
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath. — Lyndon B. Johnson
I know my mom said as early as she can remember letting me watch TV, my one treat a week when I was like 6… — Rashida Jones
I was always a silent comedy nerd. I would stay up late and sneak downstairs to watch 'Saturday Night Live' and 'Kids in the Hall,'… — Mindy Kaling
When you build characters from the outside in, they become, oftentimes they become like 'Saturday Night Live' characters or they become like caricatures of the… — Ashton Kutcher
Bollywood stars are versatile; they not only act, but each one has the dance skills of John Travolta in 'Saturday Night Fever.' — Christian Louboutin
Football games are on TV, and it doesn't affect stadium attendance at all. It's the same with movies. People who really love movies and like… — George Lucas
My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday. — Ludacris
I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on Late Night. We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in… — Norm MacDonald
Every year, the Friday before the new Saturday-morning shows would premiere, the networks would do this big preview special, and I was always glued to… — Seth MacFarlane

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