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- I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'
- When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
- I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.
- I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it…
- I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not…
- I went to a restaurant that serves reakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
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- The possibility of interpretation lies in the identity of the observer with the observed. Each material thing has its celestial side; has… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
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