Funny Quote by Carroll Bryant Download Open image ““Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.”” — Carroll Bryant ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor
“The classic definition of slapstick runs along the line of, "Funny is someone else ramming his face repeatedly into a brick wall.” — Katherine Dunn Copy Share Image
Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick. The trick is to have fun while you are performing it. — Maureen O'Hara Copy Share Image
People have very specific opinions of comedy. Slapstick was an art form in the '20s and the lowest form of show business in the… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
“days. After all, the secret of slapstick resides in incongruity, and what could be more incongruous than these dead-panned stumble-bums…turned loose amid the gray… — Charles River Editors Copy Share Image
Even today, people tell me that the slapstick humour in 'Friends' is the most viewed comedy track on television. Siddique knows the art of… — Vijay Copy Share Image
“It's like Gone with the Wind or something. Strictly the 1939 brand of slapping. It only works because the slapper loves the slapee, and… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“You've got no sense of humor." "I'm going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass.” — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“Someone needs to take that stick out of your ass and beat you with it” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Mary approaches her before she is able to reach her station. "Hello Lily. Get anything special for Christmas?" "Just the usual." She answers. "Shattered… — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren't any nice… — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
This isn't your world. It's your parents. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. Always remember that. — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Be careful about vengeance against God, he will smite you with the curse of El ángel negro.” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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