Comedy Quote by Bryan Callen Download Open image “Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.” — Bryan Callen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Humor Necessarily Something Surprise Twice You
Comedy, unlike drama, demands surprise. You can't quietly and thoughtfully enjoy a comedy. — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
The fact of the matter is, you can't do comedy unless someone is behaving badly. Otherwise, it's not a comedy. — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
The main thing about doing a comedy is that you spend most of your days really happy and laughing. — Chris Messina Copy Share Image
Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals. — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
Comedy is an ability to observe and see what's funny in a situation and be able to forget yourself enough to do it. — Madeline Kahn Copy Share Image
My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the… — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes. — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times.… — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer. — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest. — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do. — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity. — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
If you actually get down to the nitty-gritty of the average Pakistani, the average Indian, the average whoever, what you really do know emotionally… — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date… — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
