Apples Quote by Brian Regan

I am happy doing standup so I don't ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn't mind venturing off and doing other things…

— Brian Regan

Don't let dialog about your company happen without your perspective.

— Brian Regan

If a movie makes it really big, they do the obvious thing, right? They make an amusement park ride out of it. ... The…

— Brian Regan

Hooked on Phonics worked for me

— Brian Regan

I thought yoga was easy - I went out and I bought a yoga video tape. I bought the beginners' yoga tape. I couldn't…

— Brian Regan

I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve!

— Brian Regan

The government will pay certain farmers to not grow corn. Wow. Where's my check? That'd be great. "Hey, what do you do for a…

— Brian Regan

Relevance is kind of a weird thing. If one does topical material, it makes sense to want to be relevant. But if someone talks…

— Brian Regan

I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge."

— Brian Regan

You can poke fun at some pretty difficult circumstances, and it's just a way to pop the bubble. I don't do that thing onstage…

— Brian Regan

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds…

— Brian Regan

“I" before "E" except after "C" and when sounding like "A" as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout…

— Brian Regan