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“I was in Australia…Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den…think of the parties.” quote by Bill Hicks — Download Open image

“I was in Australia…Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den…think of the parties.”

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