Gangsters Quote by Bill Engvall Download Open image “If your mother still drives you to school, you are not a gangster, pull your pants up!” — Bill Engvall ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Gangsters Ifs Mother Pants Parenting School Stills
Dear Gangsta, if you pulled up your pants maybe you could run from the cops faster. — Amanda Roberts Copy Share Image
My momma didn't clean up floors so I could be a thug... so I could wear my pants down. — Mr. T Copy Share Image
For all my proclivities for thuggery, I am a typical middle-class dad. I'm a gangsta rap suburban father! — Killer Mike Copy Share Image
By The way homie what's gangster to you? (Money, Dope and alcohol and plenty bitches all up on your dick.) I Got that ! — Tech N9ne Copy Share Image
When I say I'm going gangster, I'm working really hard at something. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
I drive well! Says who your mom? No actually, she won't even get in the car with me. — Heather Brewer Copy Share Image
“Hey, man, I'm old school. Don't make me bust out the Easy-E and the N.W.A I will got straight up gangsta on your ass.… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
I am out in public and using the phone. I am in a phone booth, got the phone in my hand and a man… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I go 'what is it?' And she goes 'we're going on a shark feeding frenzy!' Okay, wait... we're in a boat looking down in… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't want to be jackass. You just pushed my jackass button. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Went to the grocery store, got everything on my list and went up to the checkout. I put a bag of pet food for… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I've about decided if it wasn't for the sex, I could be gay. Hell, then you're just hangin' out with your buddies. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
God was havin' himself a good day when he made boobs. He must've stepped back from Eve and said, Yes ma'am! Those'll work. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I was traveling down the road with a buddy and there's a guy driving around in a jeep with a dead deer strapped to… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
You know, I often thought that the gangster and the artist are the same in the eyes of the masses. They're admired and hero-worshipped… — Stanley Kubrick Copy Share Image
What Wall Street and credit card companies are doing is really not much different from what gangsters and loan sharks do who make predatory… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
Virginia Woolf was one example. She was called the "Lover of 100 Gangsters." — Sergio Leone Copy Share Image
I am the epitome of the underdog. By societies standards I should have been dead a long time ago, and I was nobody's gangster,… — Michael K. Williams Copy Share Image
God knows America would be the greatest again if she operated like the Nugent family. No takers, no whiners, no gangsters, no dopers, no… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
Visually I've always liked the 20s 30s for film. I do these because I like the music. I like the clothes. I like the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I so wreak of logic and commonsense that it is obviously very refreshing in this world of otherwise soulless politically correct denial and dishonesty.… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
The FBI was formed because the gangsters were better armed, better financed. — Michael Horse Copy Share Image
Especially in gangster films, with the gangster's moll - she would always be more or less of an object. And I'm not convinced of… — Sergio Leone Copy Share Image
First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
