Best Rodney Dangerfield Sayings
- My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies. Cousin
- My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section. Always Tell
- One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh! Family
- One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to… Came
- With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to… Barking
- I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.' Asked
- I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know. Feel
- I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. Caught
- My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill. Game
- My life is nothing but pressure. All pressure. This pressure is like a heaviness. It's always on top of me, this heaviness. It's always there… Adopts
- Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. Baby
- I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped. Children
- Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?' Basement
- When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up. Custody
- When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me. Dog
- Hey, did somebody step on a duck? Duck
- If things go right, I'll be there about a week, and if things don't go right, I'll be there about an hour and a half! Go
- Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home. Home
- I got myself good this morning too. I did my pushups in the nude, I didn't see the mouse trap. Good
- At certain times I like sex - like after a cigarette. Certain
- Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes. Business
- It's nice to be the best, but not when being the best brings out the worst in you. Best
- When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me. Him
- My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks. Big
- When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with. Been
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