"My cousin is gay, in school while other……" — Rodney Dangerfield
"My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies."
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield has 181 quotes on this site.
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you…
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I was in television drama, which is a first cousin to the movies, and I trust myself to make the…
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Our house was always full of grandparents and aunts and uncles and cousins.
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When I go back to the core of my childhood, my cousin Lucy seems always to be in the peripheral…
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A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had a…
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Uncles and aunts, and cousins, are all very well, and fathers and mothers are not to be despised; but a…
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I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death.
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Again the Cousin's whistle! Go, my Love.
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He's just, your cousin, ay, abhorrently, He'd wash his hands in blood, to keep them clean.
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I always call my cousin because we're so close. We're almost like sisters, and we're also close because our mom's…
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Win, lose or draw, you're all my cousins and I love you.
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I've got cousins galore, Mexicans just spread all their seeds and the women just pop them out
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