"When my old man wanted sex, my mother……" — Rodney Dangerfield

More Him Quotes

This quote is filed under Him Quotes, one of 29,730 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

• I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd… — Hank Aaron
• I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over… — Aristotle
• A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from… — Aristotle
• Yes, all fundamentalists feel that in a secular society, God has been relegated to the margin, to the periphery and… — Karen Armstrong
• There is in every madman a misunderstood genius whose idea, shining in his head, frightened people, and for whom delirium… — Antonin Artaud
• To insult someone we call him 'bestial. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult. — Isaac Asimov
• Today, the Iraqi citizen sees that America is coming and wants to occupy his country and kill him, and he… — Bashar al-Assad
• If a superior give any order to one who is under him which is against that man's conscience, although he… — Francis of Assisi
• When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is no seat for him, he tells you not to… — Chinua Achebe
• When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things -… — Rowan Atkinson
• Art is man's constant effort to create for himself a different order of reality from that which is given to… — Chinua Achebe
• Fame often makes a writer vain, but seldom makes him proud. — Wystan Hugh Auden

See all 29,730 Him Quotes »