Nikhil Saluja

Maybe suicide doesn't want a commitment with you.

— Nikhil Saluja

You are wise... when you know the limits of your wisdom.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you're gonna tell me about something plz have proof.. If you don't have any, I don't want to hear it.

— Nikhil Saluja

I just got a spam email with the subject Unlimited Free Pussies and now I am so fucking confused.

— Nikhil Saluja

I always date girls with beer guts cause you know those bitches can party.

— Nikhil Saluja

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women!

— Nikhil Saluja

People who live in glass houses probably shouldn't scratch their butthole & then smell their finger either.

— Nikhil Saluja

Like to tell my girlfriend Great job on those tits before she leaves for work.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's not a day that don't go by that I don't thank God for waking me up to enjoy life and appreciate…

— Nikhil Saluja

Weights & Measures: 1,000,000 aches and pains = 1 megaHertz

— Nikhil Saluja

Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

— Nikhil Saluja

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

— Nikhil Saluja

Winning isn't everything. Getting blowjobs from women are.

— Nikhil Saluja

A smart ass : Someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The only permanent cure for love;

— Nikhil Saluja

Instagram and nightclubs are where ugly people go to trick people into thinking they're hot.

— Nikhil Saluja

Getting HIV and spreading it to everyone else, is my way of making the world a more positive place.

— Nikhil Saluja

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer.

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman.... All women would have the same size breasts

— Nikhil Saluja

Lesbians...God's way of apologizing for fat chicks.

— Nikhil Saluja

Easy is to dream every night, Difficult is to fight for a dream

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who always consults his better half instead of his better judgement;

— Nikhil Saluja

Fact: The more buttons a girl has on her clothes, the easier it is for a guy to take them off.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

— Nikhil Saluja

A relationship is more than finding the right person, its also about BEING the right person.

— Nikhil Saluja