Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. — Nikhil Saluja Books Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, What is left of a lover, after the nerve has been removed; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Respect my elders? I respect whoever respects me, regardless of age. — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people . If I'm not there, I go… — Nikhil Saluja Every day Copy Share Image
If my tweets offend you: 1. I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. 4. You're a pussy. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If God only gave me a clear sign... like making a large deposit in my name at a swiss bank. — Nikhil Saluja God Copy Share Image
A Rabbit runs,jumps & lives only for 15 years! A Turtle doesn't run,does nothin yet lives for 300 years! Moral: EXERCISE IS… — Nikhil Saluja Fitness Copy Share Image
You are honorable... when you find your honor is to honor others. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
WIFE, A female who would rather mend your ways than your socks; — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
You're not in a real relationship until your girl gets mad at you in real life for something you did in her… — Nikhil Saluja Dreams Copy Share Image
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Just because you're mad at someone, doesn't means you stop loving them. — Nikhil Saluja Anger Copy Share Image
Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
LOVE, The only virtue that can be divided endlessly and still not be diminished; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
History may repeat itself, But Herstory won't ever shut the fuck up about it. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If I unfollow you or block you, please don't take it personnely. Take it very personnely. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
LOVE, Man's grand delusion that one woman differs from another; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
