All Eddie Izzard Quotes
- Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too. Animal
- I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there! Action
- Danger could be my middle name... But it's John. Danger
- If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel. Anything Creative
- I don't believe that competitions are important. Believe
- I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. Human
- There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? God
- Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support. Attack
- Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule… All
- I am encyclopaedic on World War II. My dad took me to D-Day beaches when I was a kid. I was there four years ago… Ago
- I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. Comedy
- If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan. God
- Never put a sock in a toaster. Funny
- I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less. Die
- Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal. Buy
- I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. Coffee
- So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised!… American
- Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others. Band
- I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do. Citizens
- If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. Acid