"Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of……" — Eddie Izzard
"Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule the country. They should win all their horse races, at least. 'In the fifth race today, every single horse was first equal...one horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran.'"
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96 Quotes by Eddie Izzard
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get…
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo".…
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian?…
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You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
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I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for…
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna…
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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