"Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of……" — Eddie Izzard

Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their… - Eddie Izzard
"Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule the country. They should win all their horse races, at least. 'In the fifth race today, every single horse was first equal...one horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran.'"

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