All Eddie Izzard Quotes
- I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them. Coffee
- Cake and tea or death? Cake
- You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop,… Always Put
- I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over wearing heels, that’s… Bloke
- You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam! All
- They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them. Bought
- So then there was the Greek, Socrates, he was great... He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone sort of went, ''Yeah, I suppose so. Everyone
- So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain and Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, full of furniture for some… All
- So my choice is 'Or Death? Choice
- I'm a one-man idiot. Funny
- [Mock singing] And shall my sword sleep in my hand [Speaking] NOT a good idea, youre gonna roll over and cut your bits off. Bits
- It all bottomed out with the Renaissance Period. Ren-ais-sance. Thats Renaissance, FRENCH for re-birth. Re-nais-sance. And thats why most of the Renaissance happened slap bang… All
- Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything When is a house a house? Just chill-out will you?… Ahhh
- You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning! I can't even get down the gym! Down
- I'm covered in bees! Bees
- They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think… Bang