"Socrates was killed by his own people. He……" — Eddie Izzard
"Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything When is a house a house? Just chill-out will you? If Im out of the house am I chilling-out? Am I chilling-in if Im in the house? Ugg, ahhh. [Sword stabbing & dying mime]. What is a sword? Is it made of folded metal?' [Wobbly knees]. 'If I die on the floor can I get up in these heels?"
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96 Quotes by Eddie Izzard
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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