All Chris Rock Quotes
- I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier. Belief
- Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head. Clear
- They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday?… Ever Throw
- I hate when people go on TV and tell you how hard it is to do animation … No, UPS is hard work. I’ve done… Animation
- In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you’re a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you’re… Animation
- A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000. Black
- You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the… Accusing
- My relationship with my daughter is gonna affect her relationship with men for the rest of her life... Sometimes I'm walking with my daughter. I'm… Affect
- Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to read… All
- I saw the yearbook picture. There was six of them! I ain't have six friends in high school, I don't have six friends now! That's… Court
- For me, anything goes when I pick up a mike. I'm not trying to hurt people - I try not to get too personal but… Anything Goes
- The Democrats should have an empty chair on stage for the entire DNC, and when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama… Anyone
- I say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing… Amazing
- You can't be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips. Burns
- There's bad and then there's EDDY CURRY BAD. Bad
- Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't… Get Judged
- WHEN YOU MEET SOMEBODY FOR THE FIRST TIME, YOU'RE NOT MEETING THEM. YOU'RE MEETING THEIR REPRESENTATIVE. First Time
- Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you. All
- Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people were… All
- Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was… Beating