Humorous Quote by Anton Strout

“Shopping is just another form of hunting. All fey are hunters, whether they admit it or not. It's in our nature, pet, nothing unnatural…

— Julie Kagawa

“Vampires aren't the only ones who can hunt.”

— Diana Bishop

“Have you noticed that some people don't give A damn and just keep on shopping?”

— Benjamin Alire Sáenz

“Stay away from the Zombies.”

— Rob Roberge

“It was almost better to be caught by the hungry, soulless vampires; the most they would probably do was drink your blood and leave…

— Julie Kagawa

“... vampires are like gourmet chocolate - oh, so tempting, but overindulgence is a killer.”

— Sharon Ashwood

“I guess zombies were a lot like stoners; neither did much in the way of action until food was involved. At least I would…

— Mark Tufo

“P.S. Murders kill for pleasure. Vampires kill to survive.”

— Abigail Gibbs

“You know when things are bad when you feel guilty for being rude to vampires.”

— Stephenie Meyer

“It hadn’t escaped my attention that I preferred to spend time with the undead rather than the living. I tried not to think about…

— Amy Plum

“I sighed. I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a…

— Kiersten White

“[Zombies] don't bother much as long as you can stay out from between their teeth.”

— Anonymous