“Evil was hard enough to contend with without its appointed representative going all blubbery.” — Anton Strout Copy Share Image
“It saddened me that sometimes shopping was far more perilous than dealing with zombies and vampires.” — Anton Strout Humorous Copy Share Image
“Of all the ways I had imagined my death, getting beaten by my zombified mentor while trapped by a cannibalistic window handle… — Anton Strout Death Copy Share Image
“Sorry," I said. There was little healing power in the word, but maybe the Inspectre wasn't looking to heal. Maybe he didn't… — Anton Strout Humorous Copy Share Image