Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Some people are less comfortable than others using their personal Facebook in the work context. With Facebook at Work, you get the option of…

— Lars Rasmussen

“The only thing worse than a social networking junkie who breaks out in a cold sweat if she hasn't updated her page in the…

— Andrea Lavinthal

“People who don’t have work waste their time on Facebook.”

— Sunil Singh

When I was working office jobs, I was going on Facebook all the time.

— Scott Rogowsky

Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.

— ProudLesbian

If facebook was a job, we'll all end up with fat paychecks

— Anonymous

I felt like if I was on Facebook, I would probably spend my days looking at people's profiles, seeing what they do, and feeling…

— Camille Henrot

Well, c'mon, everyone is a Facebook addict!

— Carlos Pena, Jr

Facebook is kind of like a refrigerator. You get bored & keep checking, but nothing ever changes

— Itsme867

I don't know if taking on Facebook is going to be a good career move for me.

— Harrison Barnes

You know your addicted to facebook when you keep looking if anyone likes your status...

— Anonymous

Facebook lets me be lazy the way a man in a stereotypical 1950s office can be lazy. Facebook is the digital equivalent of my…

— Sarah Jeong