Humor Quote by Anonymous

“I can’t believe you grew up and ate a monkey. Worse, I can’t believe I let a guy who ate a monkey kiss my…

— Rachel Gibson

“Depends on if this is an ass chewing session or a rational discussion. I've had enough shit flung at me today that I'm feeling…

— Lorelei James

“The idea of a monkey, albeit a slightly more sophisticated than average one, probing inside of my mind as though she were looking for…

— David Simpson

“Your inner want-monkey," he repeated. "The part of yourself that secretly wants to throw shit if you don't get what you want. You know,…

— Miranda Evans

“If it's true what they say that you are what you eat, then I only want to eat the good stuff.”

— Remy

“Let me say this: being an idiot is no box of chocolates. People laugh, lose patience, treat you shabby. Now they say folks supposed…

— Winston Groom

“Just who are the cheese monkeys? And what do they want?”

— Chip Kidd

“Truth: last week I online shopped too much. Then I ate 2 pounds of jelly beans to feel better about that. In fact, while…

— Anna White

“So I'm like getting some perspective now - like when you're a kid and you think it sucks that you have to eat hydrogenated…

— Christopher Moore

“I like food that speaks to me. Food like French toast, English muffins, and Deviled eggs. Oh, oval embryonic spawn of chicken, why hast…

— Jarod Kintz

“they bread the chicken fingers in Cap'n Crunch cereal. Yeah. Take a moment to absorb how incredible that is, because once you do, you're…

— Jack Gray

“You've had his dick in your hand and your tongue in his mouth and you can't sit down and eat a bowl of cereal…

— Brooke McKinley