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“It takes 7seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. A woman's heart beat faster than man's. Women blink twice as much as men. The woman has read the entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“It takes 7seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. A woman's heart beat faster than man's. Women blink twice as much as men. The woman has read the entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.”

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