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They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.

— Joseph D. Early

'Checks are coming in the mail regularly'... or change your bank statement to whatever balance you want in there... and get behind the feeling…

— Rhonda Byrne

Remember, your bank will never call and ask you to hand over account numbers or say you must swap money from one account to…

— Angela Rippon

“Grandma Valerie said they had sent checks to you girls. I thought, “Oops, that won’t make it easy for the girls.” I think the…

— Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz

Mind you, if I were taking money for transfers, I would not have been able to even look the officials in the eye, not…

— Mayawati

I deposit in many banks including the bank of wisdom. The more I draw on my accounts, no matter how big the sum, the…

— Ameen Rihani

My bank is the worst. They are screwing me. You know what they did to me? They're charging me money for not having enough…

— Louis C. K

That's the worst thing about money - the moment you have some you begin to suspect everyone of trying to take it away from…

— Helen McCloy

“The temperature in the room seems to have gone up about ten degrees. My armpits are sweating and I notice myself vigorously massaging my…

— Jarod Kintz

Why the hell do banks have chains on their pens? if I'm trusting you with my money, you should be able to trust me…

— Charlie Knapp

If you owe your bank manager a thousand pounds, you are at his mercy. If you owe him a million pounds, he is at…

— John Maynard Keynes

Checks aren't money.

— Andy Warhol