Funny facebook status Quote by Charlie Knapp

I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? …If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with…

— Anonymous

Why do banks lock their pens to the desk? If I'm trusting you with my money, dont you think you can trust me with…

— Anonymous

Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down…

— Alan King

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use…

— Rich Fulcher

I want to assure all Yes Bank depositors that their money is safe.

— Anurag Thakur

A bank is a confidence trick. If you put up the right signs, the wizards of finance themselves will come in and ask you…

— Christina Stead

I trust bitcoin more than I trust my bank.

— Adam Draper

Money in the hand is real - coins and bills. The rest I don't believe in, and I don't think I ever did, really.…

— Joanne Greenberg

“I never keep my money in just one bank. They can disappear overnight and it can be a long time before you may get…

— Steven Magee

You must trust yourself more than you trust anyone else with your money.

— Suze Orman

Banks are kinda cool, you put some money in there. It should be kinda vaguely sexy, but it's not.

— Joshua Homme

I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again

— Jean Baudrillard