Happiness Quote by Adam Carolla

“Being a depressed hippie is a lose-lose. It would be like if a rice cake had the caloric content of a MoonPie.” quote by Adam Carolla — Download Open image

““Being a depressed hippie is a lose-lose. It would be like if a rice cake had the caloric content of a MoonPie.””

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