When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
So, yeah, I mean, there is something universal about that feeling - that 20-something, what the hell am I going to do… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it's about time we asked ourselves what gay people really… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that there's something special about white people. Sometimes, when I think… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know,… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If you're dumb enough to volunteer for the army, I don't see why we're supposed to feel so bad when you get… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
