Witty Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 12

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, The most slippery word in the human language -- used by knaves to seduce, by fools for comfort, and by most…

— Nikhil Saluja

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

— Nikhil Saluja

Grammatically correct chicks are way hotter.

— Nikhil Saluja

Never be afraid to take some chances. That's how you grow.

— Nikhil Saluja

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

— Nikhil Saluja

They say gay people have gaydar, which lets them figure out who else is gay. Waiters in expensive restaurants have something similar,…

— Nikhil Saluja

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single FUCK THIS.

— Nikhil Saluja

I can Kill two stones. With one bird.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred;

— Nikhil Saluja

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to…

— Nikhil Saluja

After miraculously surviving two heart surgeries, pneumonia and a mild stroke, at 82 my grandfather was no longer able to care for…

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, A situation which happens when you think almost as much of another as you do of yourself;

— Nikhil Saluja

Girl's Life Lesson 1: Crying confuses men. They get uncomfortable and will do anything to get it to stop. Take advantage.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life;

— Nikhil Saluja

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

— Nikhil Saluja

When everything fails, masturbate.

— Nikhil Saluja

Regarding the Boy Scouts, I'm very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook.

— Nikhil Saluja

Children : The child is God's gift to the family. Each child is created in the special image and likeness of God…

— Nikhil Saluja

Vagina: tongue tested, boner approved.

— Nikhil Saluja

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: Gently aging, but still a warmand desirable place to visit.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is achieved when silence between two people is comfortable;

— Nikhil Saluja

Never let your Ladys mind wonder. its too little to be out on its own

— Nikhil Saluja

Note to self: Thanks for always being there.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, Something they say is blind -- it's marriage which is the real eye opener;

— Nikhil Saluja