Witty Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 10

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it.

— Nikhil Saluja

If beer pong was one of the event in the Olympics, I would get gold for sure.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is just a three-ring circus: engagement, wedding, and suffer;

— Nikhil Saluja

Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich.

— Nikhil Saluja

I asked a lady on the street for directions. I know women have no sense of direction, I just wanted to look…

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm happy I didn't belong to generation when people used gun powder to grow guns.

— Nikhil Saluja

I just met a girl named Karma. She was actually really sweet.

— Nikhil Saluja

As a true atheist I'm am actually popeless romantic.

— Nikhil Saluja

A truck full of dildos is just Toys for Twats.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?

— Nikhil Saluja

If you send me abusive mentions, I will star it & then retweet your tweets to show you how my twitter life…

— Nikhil Saluja

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

— Nikhil Saluja

Tears: The hydrolic force that women use to defeat men.

— Nikhil Saluja

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a…

— Nikhil Saluja

A girl ties you down. The woman ties you up.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm the only man who has a marriage license made out To Whom It My Concern .

— Nikhil Saluja

I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SECOND, the triumph of hope over experience

— Nikhil Saluja

Me: I think I could make you very happy She: Why? Are you leaving?

— Nikhil Saluja

I am so smart, I am so smart, S M R T, I mean S M A R T.

— Nikhil Saluja

If voting could really change things, It would be illegal.

— Nikhil Saluja

If Girls Walk In A Group Its A Group If Boys Walk In A Group Its A GANG.. !

— Nikhil Saluja

I wish my wife would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion.

— Nikhil Saluja

13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, Pussies.

— Nikhil Saluja

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed

— Nikhil Saluja