Witty Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 14

Two things in life that are difficult to achieve: 1. To plant your idea in someone's head. 2. To plant someone's money…

— Nikhil Saluja

It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer.

— Nikhil Saluja

I already kept my next Ex on my Hit list .

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity;

— Nikhil Saluja

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

— Nikhil Saluja

The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass.

— Nikhil Saluja

Lost in words, hidden in lies, memories forgotten, silent goodbyes.

— Nikhil Saluja

Of course I'm eating a ciggarete. The sign says no smoking.

— Nikhil Saluja

A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

— Nikhil Saluja

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it's…

— Nikhil Saluja

Humor is sorrow plus time divided by farts.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes

— Nikhil Saluja

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be.

— Nikhil Saluja

Whenever a girl says she's fine sleep with one eye open.

— Nikhil Saluja

A will is a . . . dead giveaway.

— Nikhil Saluja

Cocks are a lot like ovens. You would rather a woman was operating it but sometimes you have to use it yourself.

— Nikhil Saluja

Why do dogs love their daily walks? They get to check their p-mail!

— Nikhil Saluja

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

— Nikhil Saluja

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, SMART, One who thinks twice before saying nothing;

— Nikhil Saluja

The other day a girl wearing a shirt that says I'm just waiting for a better day so I Smooched her &…

— Nikhil Saluja

The only thing I have learned in thirty years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, That ceremony which makes more strange bedfellows than politics;

— Nikhil Saluja

Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman...... Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men!

— Nikhil Saluja