Wife Quotes · Page 74

It's been nice to spend time with the family. It's been good to spend time with the wife and kids.

— Johny Hendricks

I cannot just do things without thinking. I have a wife and daughter to think of at all times now.

— Marko Arnautovic

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

— Emo Philips

How can u expect 2 get a Husband if you're not prepared 2 be a Wife? Things that make u go Hmmmmm~

— DeAngelo Stokes

And I, Nephi, took one of the daughters of Ishmael to wife.' Well Mr. Go-And-Do just went and did!

— John Bytheway

My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife has a horror the children will start talking American if we spend too much time out there.

— Damian Lewis

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

— Douglas Adams

I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that I have an unbelievably beautiful, well-known wife. And the…

— Brad Hall

I'll grab coffee with my wife and daughter and then am in the office around 9 or 10. From there, I usually…

— Parker Conrad

Health care amounts to l4% of our GNP-a lot of money. It is the size of the Italian economy. And the president…

— Jack Kemp

Let husbands know Their wives have sense like them. They see, and smell, And have their palates both for sweet and sour,…

— William Shakespeare

The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women…

— Theodore Roosevelt

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married?…

— Henny Youngman

We are on the road 250-280 days a year at least, and it's something that, if I have a wife and kids…

— Dolph Ziggler

If I came in to recruit your son, I would tell you, your wife, and your son, that I will be the…

— Bobby Knight

Take the so-called standard of living. What do most people mean by "living"? They don’t mean living. They mean the latest and…

— e. e. cummings

When I'm writing a song, it's just me and the songwriters. Then when the song is done, there are publishers that hear…

— Luke Bryan

Her mother was my wife," the Count roared, loudest of all. "You pathetic excuse for am money-grubbing fool, you disgrace to the…

— William Goldman

No, I'm not going to shut up and dribble. I don't care if you take my contract, I don't care if you…

— George Hill

We're all embers from the same fire. Our ember winks out, we're ashes, we go back to the fire. I like that…

— William Shatner

...but there isn't going to be any First Lady. There is just to be plain, ordinary Mrs. Roosevelt...I never wanted to be…

— Eleanor Roosevelt

I know a lot of people that have lost siblings, and it's not really discussed as much. I feel like you talk…

— Bridget Everett

Persecute them. ... Let them be put to shame and perish. ... Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.…

— Wiley Drake

My wife's a gardener. I'd put Astroturf down everywhere, but I get outvoted one to one every year.

— Ken Cuccinelli

In the husband wisedome, in the wife gentlenesse. [In the husband wisdom, in the wife gentleness.]

— George Herbert

I guess you could say I have bad taste in men. But I no longer feel the need to be someone's wife.

— Halle Berry

My wife came here at age 8 not speaking a word of English and ended up in the president's Cabinet.

— Mitch McConnell

I have this restlessness. I'm relentless to do things. My wife will say I'm an absolute nightmare.

— Tony Pulis

With the exception of my wife and children, there's nothing I value more than my Oklahoma heritage.

— James Garner

I'm very blessed that I have such a supportive wife who is secure with letting me embarrass myself.

— Ken Jeong

The only way I get back to my center is either by talking to my wife or by spending time by myself.

— Matt Nathanson

If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her!

— Aaron Chan

When I raced with Mercedes, I thought I'd learn German. But my wife didn't want to live in Germany.

— Juan Manuel Fangio

I'm funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me.

— Daniel Dae Kim

I love my family, my wife, my kids, my dogs, my home, my life. I am a very happy and contented man.

— Eric Idle

The most memorable is always the current one. The rest just merge into a sea of blondes. (On wives)

— Rod Stewart

I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.

— Milton Berle

It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel - they get to know each other better.

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My wife and I never squabbled in front of the children. We never touched each other except in love.

— Henry Mancini