Wife Quotes · Page 73

Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"

— Garry Shandling

It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband.

— Ritu Ghatourey

When I raced with Mercedes, I thought Id learn German. But my wife didnt want to live in Germany.

— Juan Manuel Fangio

[Puggles] "What population signs on willingly for slavery?" "You mean other than wives?" [Glinda]

— Gregory Maguire

I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. ­

— Woody Allen

Everybody all over the world takes a wife's estimate into account in forming an opinion of a man.

— Honore de Balzac

Even so husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.

— Paul the Apostle

“Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been…

— Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going…

— Brian Posehn

My wife at times will say I'm stubborn, selfish, insensitive, vague, deaf at times, blah, blah, blah... but she's never said I…

— Henry Cho

I think it is very difficult for a man to accept a celebrity as his wife. One has to be extremely emancipated…

— Roopa Ganguly

Every time I watch you open those beautiful eyes, I gaze with awe just thinking of how blessed I am to spend…

— Rose Dunn

Whenever I'm doing anything romantic with an actor, or if there's a director around, I never want anybody's wife to feel threatened…

— Julianne Moore

My best chosen friend, companion, guide, to walk through life, Linked hand-in-hand, two equal, loving friends, true husband and true wife.

— Charles Gavan Duffy

I have the best wife and six wonderful children. And I'm proud to report that my future will always be bright with…

— Jim Harbaugh

A lot of people probably don't realize how difficult it is to stick to that lawyer speak when you're not a lawyer.…

— Carrie Preston

Facebook lets me be lazy the way a man in a stereotypical 1950s office can be lazy. Facebook is the digital equivalent…

— Sarah Jeong

It certainly would have been adaptive for ancestral man to have a chubby wife during stressful times of famine. Not only would…

— Helen Fisher

Imagine yourself as a wife, and you have to look at a brain-injured husband for the rest of your life, and he…

— Daniel Inouye

My wife is very interested in fashion. I am absolutely not. I couldn't give a toss. Fashion is a perfectly valid thing…

— Simon Winchester

My first wife is a good woman, I still can't say nothing bad about her other than the fact that we had…

— August Wilson

Women have suffered too much from the Conspiracy of Silence to allow that conspiracy to last one minute longer. It has been…

— Christabel Pankhurst

I have a wife and a son and daughter. What do I need to do to make their lives better, happier? What…

— Jake Tapper

“A man and wife should see the best in each other, should work together, should enjoy each other.”

— Gena Showalter

Another reason for unhappy marriage is that men cant fool their wives as they could their mothers.

— Vikrant Parsai

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Trying to describe what I do in prayer would be like telling the world how I make love to my wife.

— Anonymous

I believe in the vows that I took with my wife. Through sickness, in health, for richer or poorer.

— Michael Schiavo

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

— Will Rogers

Modi talks about the Gandhi family, but people should remember he failed to take care of his wife.

— Nagma

I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want?

— Max Schmeling

The reality is that I surround myself with very smart, very strong people - including my ex-wives.

— Ronald Perelman

A thrifty housewife is better than a great income. A good wife and health are a man's best wealth.

— Anonymous

The understanding smile of an old wife to her husband is one of the loveliest things in the world.

— Booth Tarkington

When I used to fight against the corrupt system, my wife ran the house and my mother supported me.

— Arvind Kejriwal

“Share yourself with me. I will never judge you. I am here and I will stay here only to love you.”

— Kamand Kojouri

I want my kids to win. Winners get the corner office, the big house, the hot wife, the whole nine.

— Tom Herman

I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies

— Ian Botham

After 14 months of military service, I had a wife, a child, half an apartment, no car, and no job.

— Charley Pride