Wife Quotes · Page 75

I can't come up with the titles. My wife hates my titles. She doesn't even want to know about them.

— Robert Longo

This is the bar your content has to clear on social: "Are you more interesting to me than my wife?"

— Jay Baer

I love England and so does my wife. The centre of London is unbelievable. We are really happy here.

— Pablo Mari

One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success.

— Warren Farrell

My wife wanted me to keep playing until I was 50. She thought it would be unique to play that long.

— George Blanda

DDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name!

— Scott Steiner

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay.

— Milton Berle

A person who thinks that he knows something better doesnt know that his wife knows better than him.

— Vikrant Parsai

Whenever I leave home to film, my wife Marina gets terrified that I'm going to come back having bought a tiny plot…

— Ben Fogle

In all of my possessions, in all moments, whether hard or happy, I was accompanied by my dear wife, Lilly, who supported…

— Ariel Sharon

This doctrine of polygamy, or spiritual wife-system, that has been taught and practiced among us, will prove our destruction and overthrow.

— Joseph Smith, Jr

The result was magnificent . . . I became the father of two girls and two boys, lovely children by good fortune…

— Arthur Rubinstein

I met my wife; she barely owned a television and worked for Save the Children. We sat down one night, and we…

— James Corden

Helmer: "Before all else you are a wife and a mother." Nora: "That I no longer believe. I believe that before all…

— Henrik Ibsen

Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell…

— David Ogilvy

No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months…

— Maurice Gibb

“Hopefully, your marriage will bring added dimensions to love. Hopefully, your unique love will bring new meaning to all our lives. That…

— Michael Ben Zehabe

Gandhi once declared that it was his wife who unwittingly taught him the effectiveness of nonviolence. Who better than women should know…

— Barbara Deming

When I was kid, yeah, my family, my parents wanted me to marry a Jewish girl because that was what they taught…

— Adam Sandler

I just had a device made that fits in your mouth and juts your jaw out like you have an underbite. It…

— Richard Gere

I was going through so many changes in my life - separation with my wife, having an affair - that was all…

— Ted Danson

“. She was beautiful, and her temperament seemed much better than his first wife did. Arman stopped in the middle of the…

— Grace Willows

("I love you," someone says, and instantly we begin to wonder - "Well, how much?" - and when the answer comes -…

— Tim O'Brien

When I wrote "Lead Me," I had no idea that God was preparing me to lead my family through a season of…

— Matt Hammitt

In my whole career, I've never really gotten hurt. The only ones that really hurt me were my wives.

— Jake LaMotta

Being married is such a blessing, and my wife has been a rock. I rely on her for emotional support.

— Taysom Hill

I wish I believed I'd see my parents again, see my wife again. But I know it's not going to happen.

— Tony Randall

“Why this candle? Why this cake? The day of my birth is not today. I was born when you said, 'Hey.”

— Kamand Kojouri

My wife Jane left me for another man. Then I fell in love with a bloke. I have been gay ever since.

— Craig Revel Horwood

Being first lady is not just about being the wife but really taking command and having true vision.

— Tyra Banks

I know it can be dangerous, but I love racing. I worry my wife, but she knows it's important to me.

— Patrick Dempsey

The Muse but serv'd to ease some friend, not wife, / To help me through this long disease, my life.

— Alexander Pope

If you're girlfriend or your wife ever asks you to go on 'Jerry Springer,' don't go. It's not good.

— Mack Brown

My wife, Barbara, is great. She arranges when I do work that I have a day off between performances.

— Don Rickles

I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said.

— Jack Redmond

I was trying to protect my wife, I was trying to protect myself from shame, and I really regret it.

— Anthony Weiner

To make a happy fireside clime To weans and wife, That's the true pathos and sublime Of human life.

— Robert Burns

I am reminded every day of my life, if not by events, then by my wife, that I am not a perfect…

— Barack Obama

I'm happily married; I love to spend time with my wife going to movies, restaurants and travelling.

— Taboo

It is as foolish to make experiments upon the constancy of a friend, as upon the chastity of a wife.

— Samuel Johnson