Wife Quotes · Page 72

To have a successful marriage, a man must, on a fundamental level be scared shitless of his wife.

— Dustin Hoffman

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.

— Rodney Dangerfield

The press called me a billionaire, and my wife came up and said I must be squirreling money away.

— Foster Friess

After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

— Danny Kaye

I have a wonderful wife that wouldn't hurt a fly, and I think a lot of that has rubbed off on me.

— Randy Orton

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

Well, guess what, I’m Cuban! And no self-respecting Cuban man of the era would let his wife work.

— Ted Cruz

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

— Yogi Berra

My wife never look at me anymore, my children, my wife ... we only die once in our life. I'm dying every…

— Bikram Choudhury

I remember watching a 'Big Brother' contestant saying that she wanted to be a footballer's wife. I thought, 'What is the world…

— Jane Fallon

I've always been adventurous - my wife calls me 'the Hip Hop Crocodile Hunter' - if you can survive in the hood,…

— Paul Wall

Advising Mrs. Harris was the least I could do," David said smoothly. "After all, she was the one who brought me and…

— Sabrina Jeffries

I'm really happy to have got married and, thanks to Manchester United, I was able to get my whole family together with…

— Fred

It's kind of a tricky subject because I had a great time in WWE. There were highs and lows, but I cut…

— Cody Rhodes

When I think about my relationship with America, I feel like a battered wife: Yeah, he knocks me around a lot, but…

— Sarah Vowell

I got into guitar because no parent will buy their eight-year-old kid drums, unless they're divorced and trying to get back at…

— Joshua Homme

I have been married to my wife, Paula, for 25 years. We have wonderful kids. Things are - it's been a really…

— George Saunders

Sometimes people will ask a real "Why are you beating your wife?" question where there's some assumption built into it, and all…

— John Flansburgh

Certainly, if more people were smoking instead of drinking, people don’t get mean on weed, don’t beat up their wives on weed,…

— Susan Sarandon

At home, besides being Peter or Jane, we also bear a general character; husband or wife, brother or sister, chief, colleague or…

— Anonymous

“Those monumental anniversary celebrations aren’t what ultimately determine the actual direction of our marriage. Rather, it’s the here and now. It’s those…

— Ashleigh Slater

A farmer travelling with his load Picked up a horseshoe on the road, And nailed if fast to his barn door, That…

— James Thomas Fields

I do this thing at every party: I go to a party, I stand around for, like, 45 minutes, and then I…

— Ike Barinholtz

Very few alcoholics get into a treatment program until they are at the end of the rope, often when they feel like…

— Gary Chapman

My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything... like stray cats and squirrels.

— Eric Roberts

My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.

— Henny Youngman

The common law of this state held man and wife to be one person, but that person was the husband.

— Harriet Hanson Robinson

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"

— Groucho Marx

As a footballer's wife, I take great exception to the way we are portrayed in Footballers' Wives.

— Karren Brady

The word and works of God is quite clear, that women were made either to be wives or prostitutes.

— Martin Luther

The wife was pretty, trifling, childish, weak; She could not think, but would not cease to speak.

— George Crabbe

After each fight I go home to my wife and son and I talk to them about what our family should do.

— Andrei Arlovski

I co-own the ranch with my brother, and he and his wife are really the backbone of the operation.

— Bill Pullman

“I spent all night weaving a poem for you to wear. You look so beautiful when you wear my light.”

— Kamand Kojouri

“It takes a great woman to respect the little man in her child, and the little child in her man.”

— Amit Howard

Among the Tibetans, one wife has many husbands, because men are too poor to support a whole wife.

— Bertrand Russell

I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I have two children. I have a Down syndrome child whom I love very much, and my wife that I love.

— Sebastiao Salgado

It's important for the world to see black women as not just the suffering wife or haggard mother.

— Simone Missick

The invisible carnage of the unf-ed wives and the children not being read to is just wafting out.

— Bradley Whitford