I hated being a flight attendant. I did it for a month and then quit. — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
Muhammad Ali: Superman Don't need no seat belt. Flight Attendant: Superman Don't need no airplane, either. — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
I feel like it would take a lot of work to be a bad flight attendant, yet somehow there are more bad… — Frankie Muniz Copy Share Image
The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
“Andrea was a pretentious half-wit nymphomaniac flight attendant with a smokin’ body and an ecstasy habit. She was also, for lack of… — Anson Scott Copy Share Image
Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh,… — David Spade Copy Share Image
As a child I wanted to be everything from a doctor, lawyer, flight attendant to an IT pro- fessional and could never… — Lavrenti Lopes Copy Share Image
“The speaker over my head crackled, "There has been a Bell-Atlantic pager misplaced. If anyone has found it, please make this known… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
Here I am… You get the parts of me you like and also the parts that make you uncomfortable. You have to… — Patricia Ireland Copy Share Image
My first ever job after college was as a flight attendant. I wanted to travel and could not afford it, so I… — Jacqueline Winspear Copy Share Image
“I need to touch the person’s head again. Experience has taught me that you can do this three times before the head’s… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I remember I was flying home to Los Angeles one day. I was talking to the woman next to me and the… — Robert Greene Copy Share Image
“On Undecided Voters: "To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I don't care if a flight attendant is fat as long as she doesn't sneak back to the galley for a gossip… — Barkha Dutt Copy Share Image
Its a basic truth that if you want to have compassion for others, you need to first have compassion for yourself. Its… — Kemmy Nola Http://wwwamoreloveforlifecom Copy Share Image
For a while, I was a flight attendant. I lived in New York, and I was a bartender. I took cooking classes,… — Becky Lynch Copy Share Image
“grumpy, taciturn, impatient flight attendant isn’t going to last, nor is a sweet, engaging, and forgiving bill collector. But a person who… — Brian Little Copy Share Image
I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“In the harsh veracity of the real world, he was rich, successful, and one of the most desired bachelors in New York—and… — J.C. Reed Copy Share Image
“• While a female flight attendant was serving food from the meal cart, a female passenger thrust a small bundle of trash… — Elliott Hester Copy Share Image
“possibly the captain and first officer. One caller reported that a flight attendant had been killed.81 One of the callers from United… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“On the drive over, Richards kept marveling at the transforming power of having a felony to commit. His brother looked more like… — Robert Roper Copy Share Image
“He ignored me at first. No words other than our first terse, “Hello,” passed between us until I ordered a drink from… — Declan Rhodes Copy Share Image
“It was the senior stew's position to be at the top of the ramp when the men got off in Vietnam. But… — Christian G. Appy Copy Share Image
“A Lake Charles-based artist, Sally was a progressive Democrat who in 2016 primary favored Bernie Sanders. Sally's very dear friend and worl-traveling… — Arlie Russell Hochschild Copy Share Image
I worked as a flight attendant while I was pregnant with my son, Jordan. After suffering serious complications, my doctor insisted I… — Lucy McBath Copy Share Image
My grandmother was, back when they called them 'stewardesses,' a flight attendant. I actually had a ball wearing that little uniform and… — Erika Christensen Copy Share Image
When I began my career as a flight attendant, I was a 21-year-old with a B.A. in English and stars in her… — Ann Hood Copy Share Image
“You and your rugged sexuality better scoot over,” I whispered. “Unless you want to be responsible for making me pass out on… — Lily Paradis Copy Share Image
Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce? — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
“It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.” — Richard J. Ferris Copy Share Image
Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest. — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I was so scared the first time I flew the flight attendant called me Whitey. — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
My parents got divorced when I was around a year old. My dad was essentially a nonentity in my life until I… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
It makes me sad when I find sisters who aren't joyful. They might smile, but with just a smile they could be… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
“There are so many places I want to visit. When I’m a flight attendant, I can visit the Grand Canyon one day… — Lisa Schroeder Copy Share Image
My first time coming over to North America was to New York around Christmastime when I was 7. My mom was a… — Becky Lynch Copy Share Image
