Down Quote by Ken Cuccinelli

I work like a gardener.

— Joan Miro

If the grass looks greener on the other side, it is probably astroturf.

— Nicky Gumbel

I'm not a gardener. I wish I was.

— Kate Winslet

I'm a flower gardener.

— Sissy Spacek

I am of the level with common Astrologers; who, with an old paltry cant, and a few pot-hooks for planets to amuse the vulgar,…

— Jonathan Swift

I'm married, I can't be looking at gardeners. This is insane.

— Charlotte York

I'm a huge garden and landscape fanatic.

— Billy Squier

I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf.

— Joe Namath

My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus.

— Ogden Nash

I'm a gardener, and I love to plant.

— Jill Biden

The fellow who tends the greenhouse gardens? Trust me, Lady, you'd let him stake your tomatoes.

— Kristin Cashore

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

— Tug McGraw