Funny american football Quote by Joe Namath Download Open image “I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf.” — Joe Namath ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny american football Grass Inspirational Inspirational football Knows Love Nfl Nfl football Pro football Soccer
What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf. — Tug McGraw Copy Share Image
I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf — Tug McGraw Copy Share Image
Fellow from Texas can tell the difference between grass-roots and AstroTurf. — Lloyd Bentsen Copy Share Image
If the grass looks greener on the other side, it is probably astroturf. — Nicky Gumbel Copy Share Image
I am a firm believer of grass. In the position I play, I would prefer playing on grass any day. — Deebo Samuel Copy Share Image
While drawing grasses I learn nothing 'about' grass, but wake up to the wonder that there is grass at all. — Frederick Franck Copy Share Image
The classic relationship with grass that early hippies had was that it's better shared with friends. You can't really get high with a bad… — Stephen Gaskin Copy Share Image
I should have been thinking more about my family, how I raised my children, how I maintained life's work, so to speak. — Joe Namath Copy Share Image
There's an old saying amongst players in football talking about your general manger and coaches, they speak with a forked tongue. — Joe Namath Copy Share Image
I've figured out that life in general is a team effort; it's a team game. — Joe Namath Copy Share Image
I've been some through some things medically. I've seen some things on my brain. But I've had some treatment - and I've improved. — Joe Namath Copy Share Image
I have no idea what my batting average was in high school, but I know it wasn't below .450, and that's pretty good hitting… — Joe Namath Copy Share Image
The reality of it, excuse me, is when you're in the public they already have a perception of you, ... And that can be… — Joe Namath Copy Share Image
As a football coach, everything in your life comes after your football schedule. I just could not make that commitment. — Joe Namath Copy Share Image
Let's face it, you have to have a slightly recessive gene that has a little something to do with the brain to go out… — Tim Green Copy Share Image
The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it? — Jim McMahon Copy Share Image
I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me - not stop… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of people in the world, Notre Dame lovers and Notre Dame haters. And, quite frankly, they're both a pain in… — Dan Devine Copy Share Image
Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take your pulse. — Lynn Swann Copy Share Image
Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental. — Doug Plank Copy Share Image
I'd catch a punt naked, in the snow, in Buffalo, for a chance to play in the NFL. — Steve Henderson Copy Share Image
