Funny american football Quotes

I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.

— Jerry Rice

Let's face it, you have to have a slightly recessive gene that has a little something to do with the brain to…

— Tim Green

The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?

— Jim McMahon

I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me -…

— Dave Barry

Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport.

— Duffy Daugherty

Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

— Dennis Miller

There are two kinds of people in the world, Notre Dame lovers and Notre Dame haters. And, quite frankly, they're both a…

— Dan Devine

Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take…

— Lynn Swann

Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.

— Doug Plank

You don't have to win it, just don't lose it.

— Ray Lewis

I'd catch a punt naked, in the snow, in Buffalo, for a chance to play in the NFL.

— Steve Henderson

American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.

— Sue Lawley

I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's.

— Alex Karras

We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that,…

— Bruce Coslet

I have 2 weapons; my arms, my legs and my brain.

— Michael Vick

We're going to start with the injury report, obviously. Manning, Clark, Addai, Reggie Wayne, Freeney, Mathis, Brackett - all those guys will…

— Rex Ryan

If the Super Bowl is really the ultimate game, why do they play it again next year?

— Duane Thomas

The Refrigerator" Perry: "I've been big ever since I was little.

— Prince William

I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.

— Art Donovan

People say I'll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher.

— Craig Heyward

If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was…

— Bo Jackson

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally.

— Alfred Hitchcock

There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the…

— Alfred Hitchcock

Football is not a game but a religion, a metaphysical island of fundamental truth in a highly verbalized, disguised society, a throwback…

— Arnold J. Mandell

If I drop dead tomorrow, at least I’ll know I died in good health.

— Bum Phillips