The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. — Dan Birdwell Copy Share Image
I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack; with other guys it rolls right off their shoulders like nothing. — Deacon Jones Copy Share Image
Rapport? You mean like, You'll run as fast as you can, and I'll throw it as far as I can? — Jeff Kemp Copy Share Image
If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play… — Bob Golic Copy Share Image
I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf. — Joe Namath Copy Share Image
Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the… — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
Not only does he have the NFC East record for touchdowns, but also the team record. — Emmitt Smith Copy Share Image
Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over,… — Luke Salisbury Copy Share Image
I'm a firm believer that all sports will eventually be global. Someday, we may have a quarterback from China named Yao Fling. — Paul Tagliabue Copy Share Image
There are several differences between a football game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the… — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
Tell Ray to put the eyeliner, the lipstick and the high heels away. I'm not saying he's a cross-dresser, that's just what… — Shannon Sharpe Copy Share Image
